My Change
written by Howard

Where the hell ya' going with my change
I gave you money and you didn't give me back my change
What the hell do you think you're doing?
Why you think you can get away?
I will punch your genitalia so hard that your eyeballs pop out of your head
That would hurt really bad
Don't give me no crap
You owe me seventy-five cents
You didn't give me the change when I bought this stupid magazine
You say I didn't give you enough cash to rectify my change
All I know in the back of my head
is that you're all wrong so I will kill you now!

Give me my change right now
Give it to me I deserve it
I want my change right now
You ugly bastard, give me my change
You frickin' jerkweed
You are a cheese wrinkle
And for that you must die!

Give me my change
Give me my change
Give me my change right now
Give me my change
Give me my change
Before I go insane