Mike Blank email

Aliases: Blank, Yult, Lionel Richie, Vick's Vapor Rub, Agen Omega 2458869, Lord of Blowjobs, Doug

Favorite Quote - "God didn't spend enough time on me"

I play saxophone. Me write stuff for Imposter Squash flick "The Bag" also I;m the producer, I guess. Hello, how are you? Today my pants are loose, yesterday they were tight. I play the alto sax for Something Retarded and also tuck in the bed bugs everynight. I guess I'm the producer of the soon to be filemd short film IMPOSTER SQUASH, 'THE BAG'. Doritos are loud.

A Bio
As a young child, I was very young. Then each day came and past I grew older. Soon days gave way to months, monthes to years. Now I'm older and have a hairy ass. Sometimes when I sleep I dream of eating fried chicken. I believe I was once intimate with Colonel Sanders in a past life. I was one of the billions of aborted fetuses used in the secret recipe. And that's how I got qwith Acid Dog!.

Independant Projects and Ideas

  • In negotiations with Tim Conway about a new Dorf flick "Dorf on Fisting" (a surefire Blockbuster)
  • Plan to film 'The Bag' in April
  • Working with M.C. Bobeau Head (courtesy of Bobeau Head Records) on a possibly trip/hop/fusion album
  • Most importantly - moving out fo parents house.