In the reality of Groovin' the deities are looked upon in a unique matter.  They like to party, to be a little more mortal than those of other worlds.   Here is a list of the now known 'Mofos' of Groovin.  And I apologize for the color scheme, but what can you do?

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  - the feeder of ignorance

"He helped me become the man I am.  I have the ability to destroy anything.  Æskepula lets no one live in his path, good or evil - its in his way.  'Destroy all that is uncomprehendable' - that is the motto."
 

- the lover of strong yet kind-hearted

"Her tears are the reason we the stereotypes and nobodies have enough water to survive.  Every morning I cry for her beauty that is love and dry my water with rags stained with my lost one's blood.  Her love is the reason I gon and on."
 

- the setter of groovin' & dialect

"Mofozilla tears a bomb phat stupendo from a muff!  Cool - skat, jive, rapping - communicated communication in words that flow like funky notes.  I groove therefore I am more powerful than those who fake."
 

- the hater of games not trivial

"He comes before you wearing robes of brilliance and his hair is of the sky and the dreams of every nobody that ever lived.  He is impatient and intollerable to those who waste his time.  He is the great reason why we have not recreated genocide."
 

- the hero of pride, valor & fighting

"He rides into your scene acting like a knight from some kinda' Shakespearian bullshit.  He replies to dirty looks unrelentlessly.  Never dishonor Vlokum for he'll make you repay in a torture a thousand times worse than any death."