Bud responds to charges

From the Director of Communications

NO ROOM IN THE INN

The Ice Bats came back from a 1-0 deficit to defeat the pack from Cedar Inn 5-2.

Goals for the Bats were scored by Duane "Killer" Koshiol, Pete "Underpass" Overgaard (2), Mike "Physter" Fay, and Jerry "Sure Hands" Shurhamer.

After being down by a goal in the early going, the Bats did not lose any faith that they could overcome the deficit. Defensive coach Dave "Regular Guy" Antila said, "A good offense starts with a good defense, so we'll have to make something up to score some goals". Indeed they did make up some ground.

The first goal came on a bat rush with Paul E. Dangerously bringing the ball up the ice and leading to Fay for Koshiol's goal.

Dangerously also assisted on Overgaard's two goals during the same shift. Overgaard is reportedly asking for a contract extension, even though he is already signed up for the next two years.

Fay and Shurhamer scored the last two Bat goals, with an assist by Thom "loose cannon" Hokanson.

Lone fan Dick Williams commented, "I've never seen anything like it in my life, of course I had never seen a broomball game." when asked about the play of the Bats after the game, "they really out-hustled the Cedar Inn team and still manage to show up on time for their regular jobs, well except for Bud, of course."

GM Jim Lemire is seeking disciplinary action regarding Bud Bakkonnen's late half-time appearance.

Bakkonnen had thought that the team was to meet at Adrian's at 7:00, not at the ice rink.