Hello all.  As they say, all things change.  Well, this holds true for my web page.  After two years I finally decided to trash the old design and go with something totally different.  Here's the deal... It's a new year, so I have a new page. Actually, this one's been in the works for quite a while, I've just been too lazy--I mean busy to upload it. Basically, nothing works. Not yet at least. Some of the stuff should work... he rest will be upped when I get around to it.

Anyway, I guess I should make some kind of warning....  This web-site has graphics on it (graphics means pictures).  They will take time to load up if you're cursed with a dialup connection. Be patient. 

Another thing... Other pages that I have made in the past have been fun to work on, but have not truly reflected me or my personality. They say that a good page has a theme, so I will need one for this page. The theme will basically be my life. As a result, this page will have a seemingly random collection of stuff that will probably leave most of you sitting there thinking "...what?" That's ok. You'll probably never ever meet me, so don't feel bad if you fail to comprehend what is happening. This time I'm going to devote more space to myself and my life than I did before. As a result, this page will not in any way be politically correct, censored, constricted, and it may be harmful to small animals. If you don't like the sound of this other than for gramatical reasons, then you should leave now.  Actually, if you don't like this for gramatical reasons, you should leave too. 

Oh, one more thing. This page may move in the near future. If that happens, a link of some kind will be placed here. I will also post a picture of a trout tied to a car and Jupiter.