Here is a rough approximation of it's awesomeness:

+--------+
|[======]|  <---DVD Reader
|[------]|  <---5.25" Floppy drive (disconnected)
|[======]|  <---8x DVD Burner
|  [---] |  <---3.5" Floppy drive (disconnected)
|        |
|---o----|  <---Button of power
|  K   O |
|     L  |  <---Liberal use of little kid's Star Wars stickers
|\ P    /|
| ------ |
+--------+

So, the craputer's up and servin' ur webs. Actually, not webpages, but SSH, IRC, and FTP.

Stats:
850Mhz  AMD Athlon Thunderbird with 256KB of cache
256MB   PC133 RAM
80GB    IDE HDD split into paritions (Ubuntu, swap, Windows XP)
10/100Mbit ethernet card


Fun stuff to try on SSH:    (Jus' remember: this computer is SLOW and OLD!)

moon-buggy    - Like Moon Patrol, but with text
ninvaders     - Runs kinda crappily, but invaders over SSH, man!
elinks        - Web browser
frotz         - Infocom Z file adventure game interpreter
bf            - A Brainf**k language interpreter
nano          - The supreme terminal text editor
irssi         - IRC client (connect to 127.0.0.1 for the local chat)
java / javac  - Run and compile some Java code


Action shot!