Kind Prince John's heart belongs to a beautiful peasant girl, but the rest of him has been promised to the daughter of an evil lord. Even though he is locked in the deepest dirtiest dungeon in all the land, the Prince's love will not weaken. A dashing renegade and his faithful sidekick come along to save the day!

Can an archery competition that promises a "request granted by the Queen" set all things straight? Can happiness be found by all? Can these high school actors remember all their Shakespearean lines for the real show? The answers to these questions and more await all anxious viewers. Laughs o' plenty fill this story, right down to the "twang" of the final arrow.