Are you feeling old? If not, consider this:

The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1980.
  • They have no meaningful recollection of the Reagan era.
  • They were prepubescent when the Persian Gulf War was waged.
  • Black Monday 1987 is as significant to them as the Great Depression.
  • Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
  • Atari predates them, as do vinyl albums....
  • The expression "you sound like a broken record" means nothing to them.
  • They may have heard of an 8-track, but chances are they probably have never actually seen or listened to one.
  • The digital Disc was introduced when they were 1 year old.
  • As far as they know, stamps have always cost about 32 cents.
  • They have always had an answering machine.
  • Most have never seen a TV set with only 13 channels.
  • They were born the year that the Walkman was introduced by Sony.
  • They have no idea when or why Jordache jeans were cool.
  • They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
  • They have no idea what "and my name, is Charlie-They work for me," means.
  • They don't know that "8-6-7-5-3-0-9" is Jenny's phone number.
  • They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
  • They never heard the term "Where's the beef?".
  • They probably have no recollection of seeing a Pinto or a Yugo on the road.
  • They don't remember when Spam was something edible. (Well, almost.)
  • They find nothing strange about Gorbachev doing pizza commercials.
  • They can't imagine the Braves and the Bulls being terrible teams, and don't remember when Terry Bradshaw wasn't a studio personality.
  • They don't know what a Beta videotape is.
  • They describe 80's music as "retro."
  • They might not know that Charlie Watts didn't always look like that.
  • Some of their parents were still in diapers when the Beatles started out.
  • ( By the way, you could cc. this to your young friends, but remember they won't know what a "carbon copy" is. )

    Do you feel old now? Remember, the people who don't know these things will be in college this year.