I spent over six years of my life and about 30 thousand dollars for my bachelor's degree in Electrical and Computer Engineering. In that time, I've learned a lot of useless information, had professors I couldn't understand, and learned to strongly dislike computer programmers and mathematicians. If these jokes seem to make engineers the highest form of life on Earth, its because we are. ; - )

You Might Be an Engineer If . . . Updated!

Distinct Differences

And I Quote . . .

SIU Cowboy Lies

Job Interview

The Broken Car

The Blind Golfers

Inaccurate Head Count

Keeping the Sheep Coraled

Who Designed the Human Body?

The Stuck Guillotine

A Hypothetical Question

The Magic Lamp

The Recipe

The Traveling Engineers

Bad Brakes

More Differences

Of Wives and Lovers

Make Your Choice

Knowledge, Time, and Money

DilbertismsUpdated!

Operating on Engineers

The Car

An Engineer in Hell

Chaos

Alabama Professional Engineers Exam

Boudreaux Should be an Engineer

Man-Making ContestNew!

When Will They Meet?New!

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